Hi there human folks. Say, are you tired of looking boring? Invited to the party only left sitting there on a couch alone? Do you find yourself uninteresting maybe even unwanted by other humans? Maybe just getting a simple hug has been nothing but an unending life-long quest.
We'll my friends, its time to stop going to parties and become the party! Nothing says party like a big shiny balloon and we can make it happen at BlowUp N' ShowUp. With our eterna- errm cough lifetime guaranteed suits no one will care to even know your name before they come up hugging and kissing. You'll be so likable people will tie you up to make sure you don't leave. Getting bullied? Not a problem! Our suits are so stretchy yet sturdy you'll look forward to every single blow coming your way.
What you've you to lose but yourself.... errr, a-a-and that fear an anxiety that comes along with it. See us today, one try and you'll be hooked for life.
Come see us at blowupnshowup today! It's the last trip you'll ever make- I mean, need to make.
Your wish granted- well sorta.... you can get em colored every which way. https://www.weasyl.com/submission/1169112/bns-season-2-squirrel
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Can I get one in a chubby sheepdog form?! :D