What's your real name?
Ben

How tall are you?
5'9"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Hazel

What's your orientation?
Bi

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single and looking

What do you do in your spare time?
Read scifi/fantasy, play videogames, read webcomics

What's your job or occupation?
Legal transcriptionist and freelance paralegal

What do you like about yourself?
My intelligence

What do you dislike about yourself?
My weight and my social awkwardness

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
My awesome fursona art!

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I'm a registered Methodist and a practicing Pastafarian

Do you drink?
Hand me that rum and I'll show you...

Do you smoke?
Very rarely, and only when I'm socially drinking

What are your major fears?
Hillary getting elected

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Survive

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Multiple exes, uncountable crushes

Who's your best buddy?
Accepting applications

What's your favorite dish?
Mushroom and sausage pizza

What's your favorite drink?
Mr. Pibb

What's your favorite color?
Dark blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation or walking through stuff

What's your favorite movie?
Star Wars

What's your least favorite food?
Eggplant

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Pizza, mac'n'cheese, fried okra, macadamia nut cookies, and a varsity chocolate shake

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a 2003 Chevy Cavalier. I would like a Mazda Miata convertible

What is your most disliked bug?
All of them. I hate bugs.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most? and What do you dislike in life?
Not using a comma before the last item in a list. Just do it.
I dislike how sucky the economy is, all because people are greedy and/or lazy.